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Christmas CardsOxhorn Brand Christmas cards! Wish that elf a stocking filled with coal. |
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EvanThe Dark Side of Azeroth |
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Punting GnomesI like it. You like it. The question is, do the gnomes like it? I guess we'll never know. |
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"Dairy Queen"Now you can wear Mortuus' favorite pet-name for Lacy, his Tauren fiancé. Because it is sooooo not gross. |
"pwn n00bs"...and the pr0n... with the wtg, ftw... r0x0rz b0x0rz omg? Hax...
roflmao. |
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"u pwned ftw!"This is the official congratulatory salutation given from one ubar l33t d00d to another. Memorize it! |
"Oxhorn Brand Logo"The official Oxhorn Brand Logo. Because derbies and suspenders are at the height of fashion, and stuff. |
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"Hat and BARNABY!1!"Hat and Barnaby--strike a pose! Show 'em what you've got! A hat and a puny little claw. That's what you've got. And they think you are cute. Poor guys! |
"Hat and BARNABY!2!"Barnaby and Hat venture into the unknown, to wreak much destruction! They are NOT cute! No, no, no! |
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"Onward Busco!"What happens when Barnaby and Hat team up? Why, they torment poor old Busco, of course. |
"Dead Elf"Stay away from those crooked elves. Or steal their ears. Either works. |
"Oxhorn"Oxhorn's mighty head is so magnificent, why, you will want it to adorn every shirt in your wardrobe! |
"Staghorn"Cometh ye browsers and buy-eth thyselves some-eth shirts with cool-eth pictures of the handsome-eth and mighty-eth Staghorn. Eth. Forsooth. |
"I'm a TANK!"Yes, Druids in bear form are REAL tanks. Just as good as Warriors. And we don't have to repeat this a thousand times to convince ourselves. Nope, not at all. |
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"Oxhorn Fan Girl"Who's your daddy? Well, not me. I'm not you're daddy. But I am you're hug-able, neighborhood Oxhorn. |
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BARNABY!BARNABY! Come, lure people to buy my shirts, mwahahaha! |
"Reluctance"When naming your guild, be sure to pick a word filled with meaning. |
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"But that Blit"How rude. I mean, just imagine if someone chakked your blit in the wolsh with his flak. It's just... rude! |
"Bilolological"No, it doesn't mean "biological activities". It means "Bilolological Actiiviities". Get it right! |
"Ugly Truck"It is just true that if you have a whole lot of ugly rub against you... well, you become ugly yourself. If you're a Tauren named Lacy, at any rate.
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"Hat's Song"Hat is quite a fine lyricist, as you can plainly tell. He has the power to notice when words rhyme. Seriously. |
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